Writer's Quotes

I just had to share some writer's quote I came across:

Please do not annoy the writer.  She may put you in a book and kill you.
Writer's Block: When your imaginary friends stop talking to you.
My muse is a very bad girl.
I'm plotting against you.

And yes, before you say it, I have been MIA for a wee little bit.  I finally completed the house remodel (collective cheer!), but now I am officially and 100% back to writing.